Review: Fight Crab [Destructoid]
Thomas Giboney
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I like crabs. Do you like crabs? I keep a small group of hermit crabs as pets, one has been with me for over a decade now. So, my first question when going into Fight Crab was, “can I play as a hermit crab?”
The answer is no, sadly, but you do have the option of piloting a coconut crab, which is essentially a giant hermit crab. They grow up like hermit crabs — hiding their soft, delicious butts in gastropod shells — but eventually become too big and tough to use them anymore, so they just go naked. They’re the largest terrestrial arthropod in the world and are known for being mischievous.
That’s probably the most intellectual thing I’ll say in this whole review, because Fight Crab is an immensely stupid game, and I mean that as lovingly as possible.
The answer is no, sadly, but you do have the option of piloting a coconut crab, which is essentially a giant hermit crab. They grow up like hermit crabs — hiding their soft, delicious butts in gastropod shells — but eventually become too big and tough to use them anymore, so they just go naked. They’re the largest terrestrial arthropod in the world and are known for being mischievous.
That’s probably the most intellectual thing I’ll say in this whole review, because Fight Crab is an immensely stupid game, and I mean that as lovingly as possible.
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