Gingerbread monolith sweetens Christmas Day in San Francisco – CNET [CNET]
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Many a household has built a gingerbread house as part of its Christmas holiday decorations. Typically, it’s small enough to fit on a platter on the dining room table. But in San Francisco, some ambitious baker/builder assembled one that’s more like a modernist skyscraper — a gingerbread monolith.
The towering baked good appeared mysteriously on Christmas morning on a promontory in San Francisco’s Corona Heights Park. It seems to be roughly eight feet tall, its gingerbread slabs held together by icing, with a smattering of gumdrop rivets, according to local news reports and tweets from passersby.
Monoliths are a very end-of-2020 phenomenon, though this may be the first dessert-themed one. Beginning with the discovery of a metal monolith that had appeared in the Utah desert, bringing to mind a similar structure in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, shiny monoliths began popping up around the world, from Romania to the UK to California, too.
In a tweet, KQED producer/reporter Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez said the general manager of the city’s recreation and parks department will remain indefinitely, “until the cookie crumbles.”
UPDATE: I asked @RecParkSF General Manager Phil Ginsburg if his staff would take down the gingerbread monolith at Corona Heights Park.
Ginsburg’s answer:
“We will leave it up until the cookie crumbles.”https://t.co/RrJ7VAilWx
— Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez (@FitzTheReporter) December 25, 2020
Apparently, some people couldn’t resist the temptation:
the gingerbread monolith is real. so real that i even watched someone lick it, and then i proceeded to say a prayer for them. on that note, merry monolith! pic.twitter.com/ceyGDbKPVB
— Josh Ackerman (@joshuaackerman) December 25, 2020
Some other tasty observations about the gingerbread monolith:
It smelled very good, too pic.twitter.com/CnQLoCTk0i
— Anand Sharma (@aprilzero) December 25, 2020
Gingerbread monolith atop Corona Heights in San Francisco this morning. And it was briefly framed by a rainbow to boot 🌈 ✨
Merry Christmas to all!!! ❤️🎄💚 pic.twitter.com/9xZHxqo7hh
— Lydia Laurenson ❤️ 💫 (@lydialaurenson) December 25, 2020
In the perfect act of SF 2020 defiance, there is an expertly-iced gingerbread monolith atop Corona Heights. Miracle? pic.twitter.com/Ik7LKf82MM
— Jeffrey Tumlin (@jeffreytumlin) December 25, 2020